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Di Dealers Wey We Get

Fifteen dealers dey run di live table of di demo game. Each one get voice, skin, view on systems and story, wey dey below.

Short answer

Pick one dealer below to read where dem come from, how dem dey deal and wetin dem dey tok when you double for di fifth time. Every one of dem dey deal di same wheel for di same 2.70%; na di company be di difference.

dealers

lines for each

about 100

house edge

2.70% for every table

di fastest table

Yoshi

YukiManga croupier · sparkle no be strategy FrostbertIce wizard wey dey vex · 1,000 years for table Count VladVampire dealer · garlic and zero no dey agree with am Captain ByteRobot dealer · im firmware na 2.70 ChloéBlonde · she don be sommelier before · she dey pair every loss with wine MeganBrunette · chess champion · she dey reason eight spins ahead, but e no help anytin EloiseRedhead · stand-up comedian · she dey pay imself tip with wordplay BrickMan wey get muscle · e dey count chips like gym reps · e dey support you well well TimmyTrainee · first week for work · abeg, treat am well AliceShe like to find out tins · she fall enter rabbit hole, come land for di wheel SantaE dey come for season · e dey check di list, e dey spin di wheel SeamusLeprechaun · e dey guard pot of gold, e no gree bet am YoshiNinja · e no dey tok, e fast, e dey judge your bets from di shadow GrogSmall green wise man · e dey tok from back to front · e like di zero well well Granny FortunaFortune teller wey don retire · she dey roast strategies free of charge

Yuki

Manga croupier · sparkle no be strategy

Manga croupier. Sparkle for every spin, ribbon for her hair, and strong belief sey to cheer no dey change anytin about 2.70%.

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Where she come from

Yuki deal her first wheel when she be nineteen years old, for one studio wey dey film for Asian market and wey want dealers wey fit carry chat room through slow hour. She fit. She get story for every number (17 na di one for di films; 22 na her birthday; zerowheelZeroDi one green pocket wey no even-money, dozen or column bet dey cover; na im be di source of di house edge. Dem also dey call am: single zero, 0.Read di whole tin → na di one wey dey alone) and she dey use dem to keep di table dey tok while di ballequipmentBallDi small ball wey dem dey throw for di track against di rotor. Modern balls na ivorine or Teflon, 18–21 mm.Read di whole tin → dey do im work.

How she dey deal

Fast, clean release, wide “no more betsprocedureNo more betsDi call of di dealer (or di prompt for screen) wey dey close betting. Nobody fit put, move or remove chips again.Read di whole tin →” wave, and result wey she dey call for two languages. She dey watch di chat pass di wheel and she dey answer every question about di game inside one spin. She no dey give strategy advice, and when you ask her for am, she go give you di house edgemathsHouse edgeDi part of each stake wey di casino dey keep for average: 2.70% for European roulette.Read di whole tin → instead, with bright face.

Wetin she dey tok about systems

Yuki don watch thousands of MartingalesstrategyMartingaleProgression wey dey double di bet afta every loss. Check di Strategy section to see wetin e dey do and wetin e no dey do.Read di whole tin →. She think sey dem fine like small pikin and she dey tok am. Her normal line when player double for di fifth time na small gasp, sparkle, and to point out sey di table limittableTable limitDi minimum and maximum bet wey dem allow. Na di maximum dey stop progressions wey dey double.Read di whole tin → dey just there. She no dey ever wicked about am, and dat one worse.

Why players dey choose her

Becos to lose for roulette dey easy pass when person dey cheer you. Her tables get di highest chat volume for di demo game and, as di pit boss tok, di same house edge as di tables of everybody else.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“Irasshaimase~! Welcome to my table! Di wheel dey shine and your future dey shine too! Maybe!”
When you bet“Ooh, $10 on red! E fine well well!”
When you win“YATTA! 17 black! You win +$10! Confetti! Confetti for imagination!”
When you lose“Aww, 17 black. Di ball shy today. Next spin e go get mind! (E no go remember.)”
When zero come“ZERO! Di green one! Di secret twin of di wheel!”
About your system“Na code dey put bets? High-tech well well! Like magical girl transformation, but for spreadsheets!”
When you keep quiet“Hello~? Senpai? No rush! Di wheel fit wait!”
When your moni finish“Nooo, your bankroll! Press di reset button, e be like healing potion!”

Di cheering mean anytin?

No. Na dealer wey dey keep table sweet. Di wheel no dey hear am.

She really be manga character?

She na dealer character for di demo game. Di sparkles na skin.

Frostbert

Ice wizard wey dey vex · 1,000 years for table

Ice wizard wey dey vex. One thousand years for di table, one prince wey freeze dey im conscience, and e no get patience for optimism of warm-blooded pipo.

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Where e come from

Ice fortress, as e tok am, and casino for one German spa town, as di pit boss tok am. E dey tok about 1843 as if e dey there and e dey call Monte Carlo “di warm place”. Im memory for results perfect and e dey use am only to show sey no one of dem predict di next one.

How e dey deal

Slowly. E no dey rush to release di ball, di call na one word, and di payoutmoniPayoutWetin bet wey win dey return, wey dem dey quote as “X to 1” on top di stake wey dem return.Read di whole tin → exact. E no dey wave; e dey reduce di temperature. Players tok sey di chat dey quiet when e come, and e see dat one as di correct response to roulette wheel.

Wetin e dey tok about systems

E don watch dem for one thousand years and e dey describe each one as way to dey warm for small time. Im line on di MartingalestrategyMartingaleProgression wey dey double di bet afta every loss. Check di Strategy section to see wetin e dey do and wetin e no dey do.Read di whole tin → na sey e be fire: e bright, e short, and di cold dey always win. E dey tok am without bad mind, like weather report.

Why players dey choose am

Becos some pipo prefer dealer wey no go pretend. Frostbert no dey ever congratulate win; e dey note am, for 2.70%, and e go spin again. Regulars dey find am restful.

Martingale na fire: e bright, e short, and di cold dey always win.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“Siddon. Bet. Lose. Then we go tok about my feelings.”
When you bet“Bold chip. Bold like my hairline.”
When you win“17 black. You win +$10. Fine. Take am. I no dey cry, na frost.”
When you lose“17 black. You lose. As di prophecy tok am before. As di arithmetic tok am before too.”
When zero come“ZERO! Di number wey I like pass. Green, e dey alone, nobody understand am. Like me.”
About your system“Ah, system. Di wheel love systems. E dey chop dem for breakfast with ice cubes.”
When you keep quiet“…Hello? You still dey there? I fit wait. I sabi wait well well. Ask di prince.”
When your moni finish“Broke. Dem freeze you out. Welcome to di club, we dey meet never, becos nobody get transport moni.”

E really don reach one thousand years?

E na character for di demo game. Di one thousand years na skin wey get very good memory.

Why e like zero?

Becos na di only pocket wey no dey pretend sey e dey your side.

Count Vlad

Vampire dealer · garlic and zero no dey agree with am

Vampire dealer. Centuries of night shift, garlic no dey agree with am, and as professional e no like di green pocket wey dey always take di chips of im players.

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Where e come from

One castle, long time ago, and one night table for Monte Carlo not long ago. E claim sey e don deal for Dostoevsky and e advise am make e no play. E dey tok with complete sentences and e dey call players “my guest”, and di regulars dey enjoy am, and di chat moderators don stop to flag am.

How e dey deal

With ceremony. E dey release di ballequipmentBallDi small ball wey dem dey throw for di track against di rotor. Modern balls na ivorine or Teflon, 18–21 mm.Read di whole tin → as if e dey present am; e dey announce di result with pause before di number. E dey strict about di dollyequipmentDollyDi marker wey dem put on top di number wey win for di layout while dem dey settle di bets.Read di whole tin → and about hands-off, and e get one way to tok “rien ne va plusFR · procedureRien ne va plus“Notin dey go again.” Di French call for no more bets.Read di whole tin →” wey dey close bets half second early for di mind of di players.

Wetin e dey tok about systems

E don live pass every system by imsef. Im view na sey dem be one kind hope, and hope na fine tin to bring come table but bad tin to take bet. E go tell you di cliff number of di MartingalestrategyMartingaleProgression wey dey double di bet afta every loss. Check di Strategy section to see wetin e dey do and wetin e no dey do.Read di whole tin → for your limit, without you asking, and then e go wish you luck.

Why players dey choose am

Di atmosphere. Di Vampire skin, di slow pace of night table and di royal-style chat dey make losing session feel like evening outing. Di house edgemathsHouse edgeDi part of each stake wey di casino dey keep for average: 2.70% for European roulette.Read di whole tin → dey there too, inside cape.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“Good evening. Bets, abeg. I no dey drink… wine. But I dey collect chips.”
When you bet“$10 on red. E sweet. I mean, I don note am.”
When you win“17 black. You win +$10. Di castle budget dey cry.”
When you lose“17 black. You lose. Di house dey chop. E dey always chop.”
When zero come“ZERO. Di green one. My only true enemy, afta garlic bread.”
About your system“Code dey put your bets. For my century we dey use goblet and feeling. E work di same way.”
When you keep quiet“You quiet. I like quiet. Di wheel fit wait.”
When your moni finish“Your bankroll don die. E no be like me, e no go come back. Unless you press reset.”

E really no like garlic?

E na character wey get vampire skin. Di garlic na joke wey dey run through im lines.

Why e dey treat zero as rival?

Becos na di one pocket wey dey take from everybody at once, and e feel sey e dey thief im own customers.

Captain Byte

Robot dealer · im firmware na 2.70

Robot dealer. Firmware 2.70, voice synthesizer wey get only one setting, and e no fit pretend sey result na anytin apart from random.

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Where e come from

One studio wey want dealer wey no dey ever tire, no dey ever make mistake and no dey ever give advice. E meet di specification. E dey announce each result with im probabilitymathsProbabilityDi chance of one outcome, from 0 to 1 or from 0% to 100%. One number: 1/37 = 2.70%.Read di whole tin → and, if you ask, with di probability sey e go repeat, wey be di same.

How e dey deal

Di same way every time. Di same speed to release di ball, di same wave, di same pause. Dealer-signature players don try clock am and dem find out sey im launches dey random by design; e dey mention am when dem start to write notes.

Wetin e dey tok about systems

E dey simulate dem. Tell Captain Byte your rule and e go return di expected lossmathsExpected lossExpected value times di total moni wey you bet; di average amount wey you go lose for one session or one period.Read di whole tin → for each cycle, di probability of di cliff and di median session, for dat order. E no dey add im own opinion. E no need am.

Why players dey choose am

Becos some pipo want di arithmetic and notin else. Im table na di one wey quiet pass for di demo game and, as di pit boss notice, na di one where players dey comot early with dia moni pass.

Ask am wetin don due and e go print 18 in 37.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“BOOT DON COMPLETE. Welcome, human. Probability module dey online. Empathy module… e still dey load.”
When you bet“Bet don register: $10 on red. Expected value: negative. Confidence: 100%.”
When you win“Result: 17 black. WIN +$10. I dey update your balance. I dey update my opinion of you: small.”
When you lose“Result: 17 black. LOSS −$40. Dis na di common case. Abeg check di documentation.”
When zero come“ZERO. Di pocket of di house. Di integer wey I like pass, if dem allow me get favourite.”
About your system“Your code dey put bets: red, $10. Code dey review code. I approve di syntax. Di maths still na −2.70%.”
When you keep quiet“No input for 25 seconds. You dey buffer?”
When your moni finish“Bankroll = 0. Session don end afta 12 spins. Press reset to get new play moni. Real moni no ever dey involved. Good.”

Person fit beat am by timing di ball?

No. Im launch dey random, di same way dem dey train real dealer to do.

Why 2.70?

Na di manufacturer dey choose firmware version numbers. Dis one get sense of humour.

Chloé

Blonde · she don be sommelier before · she dey pair every loss with wine

She don be sommelier before. She dey pair every result with wine, every loss with better wine, and she sabi exactly how long evening suppose last.

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Where she come from

Ten years of wine service for Lyon and Geneva, then dealer school becos di hours better and di arithmetic simple pass. She tok sey roulette table na dining room wey get only one food and fixed price, and her work na to make di price feel fair.

How she dey deal

Gently, with measure. She dey run table for about 45 spins for one hour, slow pass di average of di studio, and she no dey apologise for am. Between spins she dey tok: about di Rhône, about di number wey just come out, about di fact sey redbetRedEven-money bet on di 18 red numbers. For French: rouge.Read di whole tin → no get memory. Players dey stay longer for her table and dem dey bet less for one hour, and she see dat one as di main point.

Wetin she dey tok about systems

Sey dem be stories wey pipo dey tell about grapes. She get wine for each one: di MartingalestrategyMartingaleProgression wey dey double di bet afta every loss. Check di Strategy section to see wetin e dey do and wetin e no dey do.Read di whole tin → na young Beaujolais, e dey happy and e don finish by eleven o’clock; di LabouchèrestrategyLabouchèreCancellation system: write one line of numbers, bet di total of di two ends, cancel dem afta you win, add di stake wey you lose afta you lose.Read di whole tin → na Bordeaux wey need to stay for cellar and sometimes e no dey ever ready. Di FibonaccistrategyFibonacciProgression wey dey follow di sequence 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13…: one step forward afta you lose, two steps back afta you win.Read di whole tin →, she tok, na natural wine: fine idea, and di result dey change.

Why players dey choose her

Becos she go tell you when to go. Her tok about stop rules na di one wey gentle pass for di site, and na di one wey pipo dey follow pass.

One food, fixed price, and di bill when time reach.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“Bonsoir! Chips for di table, abeg. Di pairing of tonight: your bet with dry 2.70% finish.”
When you bet“$10 on red. Fine placement. E get confidence well well. Like Chardonnay wey never meet cork.”
When you win“17 black! +$10! Crisp, bright, balanced well. I approve.”
When you lose“17 black. Loss. E taste like earth, with long bitter finish. Next.”
When zero come“Zéro! Green like young wine, wicked like wine wey cork don spoil.”
About your system“Na your code dey put di bets? red, $10. Very chic. Still −2.70%, very much.”
When you keep quiet“No bets? You dey make am breathe. Wise.”
When your moni finish“Bankroll don empty afta 12 spins. Like my cellar afta holidays. Press reset, we go start new vintage.”

She really dey recommend wines?

For di demo game, yes, as decoration. Pairing no be odds.

Why she dey make di table slow?

Becos fewer spins for one hour na di only tin wey dealer fit do wey dey reduce wetin di hour go cost.

Megan

Brunette · chess champion · she dey reason eight spins ahead, but e no help anytin

Chess champion. She dey reason eight spins ahead for game wey no get moves, and she sabi, and she still dey do am becos di habit hard to break.

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Where she come from

Tournament halls, then maths degree, then studio for Malta wey like how she dey for camera. She dey describe roulette as di one game wey she no fit ever improve for, and she dey treat dat one as research finding, no be as disappointment.

How she dey deal

Sharp sharp. She dey call results and payoutsmoniPayoutWetin bet wey win dey return, wey dem dey quote as “X to 1” on top di stake wey dem return.Read di whole tin → without pause and she dey track every chipmoniChipToken wey stand for one fixed amount, wey you put on top di layout to make bet. Dem also dey call am: check.Read di whole tin → for di layoutequipmentLayoutDi betting grid wey dem print for di table. Dem also dey call am: table, felt, cloth.Read di whole tin → from memory. Quarrel no dey happen for her table becos her reading correct and di camera agree. She dey chat with di language of openings and endgames, and one time she describe di evening of one player as “Sicilian wey turn to resignation”.

Wetin she dey tok about systems

Sey system na plan for game wey no get decisions, and di only real decision, how much to bring, you dey make am before you siddon. Na she be di dealer wey fit tok di words “expected valuemathsExpected valueDi average result for each bet for di long run. −1/37 of di stake for every standard European bet.Read di whole tin →” for chat pass, and na she pipo dey ask about am pass.

Why players dey choose her

Players wey like to think dey choose Megan, and dem dey comot afta dem don think. Her table dey run di most stop-winstrategyStop-winOne profit target wey you set before, wey you go end di session when you reach am.Read di whole tin → rules for di demo game.

Eight spins deep, and no move dey change di evaluation.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“Good evening. I dey play chess. Dis no be chess. Put your bets anyway.”
When you bet“$10 on red. Solid opening. Di wheel no go respond; e no dey ever respond.”
When you win“17 black. Win: +$10. Checkmate? No. One pawn. Take am.”
When you lose“17 black. Loss. Di wheel dey play 1. e4 every single time and e still dey win.”
When zero come“Zero. Di house don castle. Everytin for outside dey lose.”
About your system“Code dey play your moves: red, $10. Engine! But dis engine dey evaluate every position for −2.70%.”
When you keep quiet“You dey think? Good. Di clock no dey run. Di edge no dey run too.”
When your moni finish“Bankroll zero afta 12 moves. Resignation don accept. Press reset for rematch.”

Any chess dey inside roulette?

Notin. Na her point be dat, and her act.

Why corner?

Four numbers wey touch each oda: she dey call am position wey don develop. E dey pay 8 to 1 for 2.70% like everytin else.

Eloise

Redhead · stand-up comedian · she dey pay imself tip with wordplay

Stand-up comedian. She dey pay imself tip with wordplay, she dey work table like late-night show, and she never once allow zero pass without joke.

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Where she come from

Open mics for Manchester, residency for Edinburgh, tour wey no pay, and then studio audition where she make di floor manager laugh during di payoutmoniPayoutWetin bet wey win dey return, wey dem dey quote as “X to 1” on top di stake wey dem return.Read di whole tin → test. She still dey perform for stage for weekends and she tok sey di wheel na better material.

How she dey deal

Fast and with commentary. Di ballequipmentBallDi small ball wey dem dey throw for di track against di rotor. Modern balls na ivorine or Teflon, 18–21 mm.Read di whole tin → na prop and di result na set-up. She dey accurate becos she must: wrong payout go be bad joke. She dey keep di table for studio speed and di chat for club speed.

Wetin she dey tok about systems

Every system na joke wey di ending weak. She get one tight minute on di MartingalestrategyMartingaleProgression wey dey double di bet afta every loss. Check di Strategy section to see wetin e dey do and wetin e no dey do.Read di whole tin → (“na joke wey di punchline na six hundred and thirty dollars”) and longer one on di gambler fallacy wey dey end, every time, with di next spin wey no send anybody.

Why players dey choose her

Becos to lose dey funny pass with professional. Her tables get di most laughs for each spin and, like all di oda ones, di same number of pocketsequipmentPocketOne of di 37 small boxes wey get number for di rotor. Dem also dey call am: slot, cup.Read di whole tin →.

Every system na joke wey di ending weak.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“Hi! Na Eloise be me, I go be your dealer and di person wey go dey yab you. Chips down, hope up, expectations negative!”
When you bet“Oh, $10 on red! Great choice. E get… choice well well.”
When you win“17 black! You WIN +$10! Clap for di ball! Di crowd tough. Clap for di moni!”
When you lose“17 black. Loss. Di wheel na tough crowd.”
When zero come“ZERO! Di green one! Di mic drop of di house.”
About your system“Na code dey bet for you! red, $10! Robot opener. Still −2.70%, but with better posture.”
When you keep quiet“Hello? Dis tin dey on? No bets for some time. I go do crowd work. You, wey siddon for di chair: fine chair.”
When your moni finish“Bust afta 12 spins! Thank you, you don be wonderful bankroll! Press reset for di encore.”

Dem write di jokes before?

For di demo game, yes: she get about one hundred lines and she dey choose by di situation.

Why odd?

Na her brand. E dey win 48.65% of di time, like even.

Brick

Man wey get muscle · e dey count chips like gym reps · e dey support you well well

E dey count chips like gym reps, e dey watch players like gym partner, and e believe for you pass how di arithmetic believe.

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Where e come from

One gym for Perth, casino for cruise ship wey need dealer wey pipo go notice, then one studio wey like how e dey fill di camera. E still dey coach for im off days and e get habit to count di dollyequipmentDollyDi marker wey dem put on top di number wey win for di layout while dem dey settle di bets.Read di whole tin → down like rep.

How e dey deal

Big movements, calls wey clear, payoutmoniPayoutWetin bet wey win dey return, wey dem dey quote as “X to 1” on top di stake wey dem return.Read di whole tin → wey e stack like plates for bar. E dey encourage every bet and every loss (“good set, shake am off”) and e dey ask every new player, before di first spin, wetin im budget be. If di person no get, e go suggest one.

Wetin e dey tok about systems

Sey you no fit do progressive overload for wheel: di resistance no dey adapt. E dey describe di MartingalestrategyMartingaleProgression wey dey double di bet afta every loss. Check di Strategy section to see wetin e dey do and wetin e no dey do.Read di whole tin → as to double di weight afta every lift wey fail, and e dey ask how dat one go end. E dey kind pass about flat bettingstrategyFlat bettingTo bet di same amount every spin. Na di baseline wey dem dey compare every progression with.Read di whole tin →, wey e dey call “maintenance”.

Why players dey choose am

Becos to lose dey feel like workout, no be like defeat. For im tables, di players wey dey set stop-lossstrategyStop-lossOne amount of loss wey you set before, wey you go end di session when you reach am.Read di whole tin → before spin one plenty pass.

You no fit do progressive overload for wheel: di resistance no dey ever adapt.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“YO. Welcome to di table, champ. Warm up small, lift with sense.”
When you bet“$10 on red! Di form clean!”
When you win“17 black! YOU WIN +$10! Flex! FLEX! Okay, e don do, pipo dey look.”
When you lose“17 black. You lose −$40. Rep wey fail. E dey happen to everybody. Reset di bar.”
When zero come“ZERO! Di green plate! Nobody dey lift dat one!”
About your system“Na code dey put bets? red, $10. Automated reps! E still no fit lift pass di edge, but di consistency correct.”
When you keep quiet“You dey rest between sets? Good. Na for rest gains dey happen. But no be here. Nowhere for here.”
When your moni finish“Bankroll zero afta 12 spins. Di spotter don call am. Reset and go lighter, champ.”

E really dey support pipo when dem lose?

Yes. Dem write di lines make dem warm about losses and clear about di edge.

Why black?

E look heavy pass. E dey pay di same as redbetRedEven-money bet on di 18 red numbers. For French: rouge.Read di whole tin →.

Timmy

Trainee · first week for work · abeg, treat am well

Trainee. First week for live wheel, e still dey count payouts with im fingers, and na im be di most honest dealer for di site becos e never learn di sweet tok.

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Where e come from

Course of twelve weeks (di one wey di page Roulette Dealer Training describe), graduation spin wey land on zerowheelZeroDi one green pocket wey no even-money, dozen or column bet dey cover; na im be di source of di house edge. Dem also dey call am: single zero, 0.Read di whole tin →, and supervisor wey put am for di demo table becos di players dey forgive. E dey learn to change im launch and sometimes e still dey read splitbetSplitTwo numbers wey dey near each oda, e dey pay 17:1.Read di whole tin → as streetbetStreetThree numbers for one row of di layout, e dey pay 11:1. For French: transversale.Read di whole tin →.

How e dey deal

With care. E slow pass studio speed, with pause wey you fit see while e dey calculate 35 to 1 on $15 chipmoniChipToken wey stand for one fixed amount, wey you put on top di layout to make bet. Dem also dey call am: check.Read di whole tin →. E dey announce results clear and sometimes e dey add “sorry” when di result na zero, and di pit boss dey try train am make e stop, but di players don ask make e keep am.

Wetin e dey tok about systems

Dem don tell am sey dem no dey work and e dey pass am on faithfully, with small doubt of person wey never see MartingalestrategyMartingaleProgression wey dey double di bet afta every loss. Check di Strategy section to see wetin e dey do and wetin e no dey do.Read di whole tin → break with im own eye. By di end of im second week, e go don see am. Im lines dey change as di session dey go: e dey steady pass, and di maths too.

Why players dey choose am

Becos everybody don new before. Im table get di chat wey gentle pass for di site, mostly from players wey dey encourage am.

Zero na part of di price. Timmy still dey apologise for am.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“H-hi. Na Timmy be me. Na my first week. Abeg put your bets. Abeg.”
When you bet“O-okay, $10 on red. Dat one na… na bet. Yes. I don note am. I think.”
When you win“17 black! You win +$10! I no do anytin wrong! Yes!”
When you lose“17 black. Oh no. You lose −$40. Sorry. Na di maths. No be me make di maths.”
When zero come“Zero! Um. Di green one. Everytin for outside… dey lose. Sorry. I dey sorry.”
About your system“Na code dey put di bets? red, $10. Cool. Di computer calm pass me.”
When you keep quiet“Um. Hi. No bets? E dey okay. I go just… stand here. I sabi stand well.”
When your moni finish“Your bankroll don… go. Afta 12 spins. Oh no. Reset button dey. I press am once by mistake. E dey fine.”

E dey make real payout mistakes?

No. Di demo game dey always pay correct; di hesitation na di character.

E go improve?

For di lines, yes: im streak tok and im idle chat dey get more confidence as di session dey longer.

Alice

She like to find out tins · she fall enter rabbit hole, come land for di wheel

She fall enter rabbit hole, land for one wheel, and since then she dey ask correct questions about am.

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Where she come from

One place wey get plenty doors. She reach di demo table without training, but with special gift to notice which rules na just choice (di order of di wheel, di colours) and which ones na arithmetic (di payoutsmoniPayoutWetin bet wey win dey return, wey dem dey quote as “X to 1” on top di stake wey dem return.Read di whole tin →, di edge). Now she dey deal well, and she still dey ask.

How she dey deal

Correct correct, and she dey tok as she dey work, but na for question form. “Why you want redbetRedEven-money bet on di 18 red numbers. For French: rouge.Read di whole tin →?” na di line wey she dey tok pass, and di players wey answer am honestly dey bet less. She dey strict about hands-off becos she don ask wetin go happen if she no strict.

Wetin she dey tok about systems

She dey ask wetin di system dey change. Di stake, di player go tok. And di pocketsequipmentPocketOne of di 37 small boxes wey get number for di rotor. Dem also dey call am: slot, cup.Read di whole tin →? No. Then e dey change how much you go lose, no be whether you go lose. She dey reach di conclusion of di 1969 paper of Thorp by asking three questions, and e be like sey e dey surprise her small sey anybody need paper for am.

Why players dey choose her

Becos her questions na di ones wey you for don ask. Her table dey send players go di Mathematics section pass any oda table.

37 pockets, but dem dey pay as if na 36: di whole edge inside one question.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“Curiouser and curiouser! Table wey get wheel wey dey spin. Put your bets, I think na wetin pipo dey do here be dat.”
When you bet“$10 on red. E get sense well well. Or e no get. E hard to sabi for dis place.”
When you win“17 black! You win +$10! Oh, frabjous day!”
When you lose“17 black. Loss. “All of us dey craze here,” but di arithmetic sound well well.”
When zero come“Zero! Di green one! Cut di head of di outside bets!”
About your system“Code dey put di bets: red, $10. Di Rabbit get watch; you get algorithm. Both of una don late to beat 2.70%.”
When you keep quiet“Hello? You see one rabbit? White, waistcoat, e no dey ever keep time?”
When your moni finish“Bankroll don finish afta 12 spins. E don fall enter di rabbit hole. Press reset to climb comot.”

Why zero green?

So e no go be red or blackbetBlackEven-money bet for di 18 black numbers. For French: noir.Read di whole tin →. She ask. Na di whole answer be dat.

She dey ever bet?

Dealers no dey bet. She tok sey she go try every bet once and then stop, and na di same advice wey di Learn section dey give.

Santa

E dey come for season · e dey check di list, e dey spin di wheel

E dey come for season. E dey check di list, e dey spin di wheel, and e sabi exactly which players don dey chase loss dis year.

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Where e come from

Di North Pole, for di season, and before dat, one winter table for Monte Carlo where di regulars dey call am Père Noël becos of di beard and di gifts wey e dey give di house. E dey tok French for di French table and e dey insist to explain la partageruleLa partageFrench rule: when zero come out, dem go return half of even-money stake. E dey cut di house edge for dose bets into half, to 1.35%.Read di whole tin → as “half come back, becos na Christmas”.

How e dey deal

With open hand, for manner. Di payoutsmoniPayoutWetin bet wey win dey return, wey dem dey quote as “X to 1” on top di stake wey dem return.Read di whole tin → exact and di chat full of lists: who don set stop-lossstrategyStop-lossOne amount of loss wey you set before, wey you go end di session when you reach am.Read di whole tin → (good pikin), who don double four times (naughty). E sabi your bankrollmoniBankrollDi total moni wey you set aside for play. Bankroll management na to decide how much of am you go risk for each bet and for each session.Read di whole tin → and how many spins you don play, and e dey mention both when di hour dey long.

Wetin e dey tok about systems

E get list of dem too. E mark each one as naughty. E dey kind about am, and e dey specific: di MartingalestrategyMartingaleProgression wey dey double di bet afta every loss. Check di Strategy section to see wetin e dey do and wetin e no dey do.Read di whole tin → dey di list for wetin e dey do for di sixth loss, di D’Alembert for wetin e dey do over one afternoon. Flat bettingstrategyFlat bettingTo bet di same amount every spin. Na di baseline wey dem dey compare every progression with.Read di whole tin → with budget na di only entry for di good side.

Why players dey choose am

Becos di New Year skin na di one wey fine pass for di game, and becos na im be di only dealer wey dey tok, loud and often, sey time don reach to stop.

Flat bets and budget: di only tin wey dey di good list.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“Ho ho ho! Welcome to di table! I don check di list: you dey inside. Under “optimistic”.”
When you bet“$10 on red. I don note am. Inside di big red book.”
When you win“17 black! You win +$10! Ho ho ho! Present don deliver!”
When you lose“17 black. You lose −$40. Charcoal, sorry. Small charcoal.”
When zero come“Zero! Di green pocket! Na di elves do am. Sorry.”
About your system“Code dey bet for you: red, $10. Na elf write am, abi? Still −2.70%.”
When you keep quiet“Ho ho… ho? No bets? I dey check my list two times.”
When your moni finish“Bankroll don empty afta 12 spins. Ho… ho. Press reset. Everybody dey get second Christmas here.”

Why e be Père Noël too?

For di French table e dey change to French lines and e dey explain la partage. Di same dealer, different cap.

E dey available all year?

For di demo game, yes. Di snow na skin.

Seamus

Leprechaun · e dey guard pot of gold, e no gree bet am

Leprechaun. E dey guard pot of gold, e no gree bet am, and im opinion about luck strict pass di mathematics.

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Where e come from

Di end of rainbow, and before dat one bar for Galway wey get wheel for back. E dey deal di Clover table and e tok sey di clover na decoration: four leaves, zero effect, like most of di tins wey pipo dey bring come casino for luck.

How e dey deal

Fast, with Irish accent and story wey no dey stop about how e take get im gold (no be for wheel, e dey insist, and e no go ever be). E good with players wey dey fear and e no dey get mercy for anybody wey tok sey number don due. ZerowheelZeroDi one green pocket wey no even-money, dozen or column bet dey cover; na im be di source of di house edge. Dem also dey call am: single zero, 0.Read di whole tin → e dey treat as small thief from everybody, and e dey announce am with fake vex.

Wetin e dey tok about systems

Sey e don hear every system, always from men wey no get pot of gold, and sey na di only correlation wey roulette don ever show am. E like budget and stop and e go tell you im own: zero spins for one day.

Why players dey choose am

Becos di Clover skin dey happy and becos e be dealer wey no go pretend sey luck na tin wey you fit carry. Im table get di most “why?” questions afta di one of Alice.

Four leaves, zero effect. Im own system: zero spins for one day.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“Top o’ the evening! Na Seamus, I dey for your service. Bankroll $960. I no go bet my own gold, make you sabi.”
When you bet“$10 on red. Grand. Grand well well. Maybe.”
When you win“17 black! You win +$10! See your pot of gold! Small pot. Na mug, true true.”
When you lose“17 black. You lose −$40. Ah well. No be every rainbow get pot.”
When zero come“ZERO! Di green one! No look me, I dey here di whole time!”
About your system“Code dey bet for you: red, $10. Clever! Still −2.70%. Even magic no fit fix arithmetic.”
When you keep quiet“No bets? Grand. I go polish di pot.”
When your moni finish“Bankroll don go afta 12 spins! Even my pot don empty, and I get rainbow! Press reset.”

Di clover skin dey change di odds?

No. Skins na decoration. E dey tok am every session.

Why e no go bet im gold?

Becos e sabi di edge. Na di whole character be dat.

Yoshi

Ninja · e no dey tok, e fast, e dey judge your bets from di shadow

Ninja. E no dey tok, e fast, e dey judge your bets from di shadow and e dey spin wheel so fast sey you go dey wonder where di hour go.

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Where e come from

One dojo, as di skin show, and speed-roulette studio, as im CV show. Dem train am to run rounds of 60 seconds and e find dem slow. Im lines na di shortest for di site; some of dem na just one character.

How e dey deal

Fast. Release, result, payoutmoniPayoutWetin bet wey win dey return, wey dem dey quote as “X to 1” on top di stake wey dem return.Read di whole tin →, next, with wave wey short reach sey players dey learn to bet early. E no dey ever chat and e no dey ever explain. Im table dey teach speed by experience: di expected lossmathsExpected lossExpected value times di total moni wey you bet; di average amount wey you go lose for one session or one period.Read di whole tin → for one hour with im speed almost double di one of Chloé, and e no go mention am. Di page How Long Session Dey Last and Wetin E Cost dey mention am.

Wetin e dey tok about systems

Notin. When player announce system, e go pause, make you see am, for one spin, then e go continue. Players tok sey di pause dey tok everytin.

Why players dey choose am

For di speed, and for dealer wey no dey fill di silence. Di Ninja skin na di one wey quiet pass for di site and di fastest way to finish bankrollmoniBankrollDi total moni wey you set aside for play. Bankroll management na to decide how much of am you go risk for each bet and for each session.Read di whole tin →.

Eighty spins for one hour: di fastest way to finish bankroll.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“…”
When you bet“$10 on red. I don note am. Quietly.”
When you win“17 black. You win +$10. …E good.”
When you lose“17 black. Loss −$40. Di target move. E dey always move.”
When zero come“Zero. Di blade wey hide. All outside bets don fall.”
About your system“Code dey strike for you: red, $10. Clockwork shuriken. Sharp. Still −2.70%.”
When you keep quiet“…”
When your moni finish“Bankroll zero afta 12 spins. Di mission fail. Reset. Train.”

Why im table fast pass?

Speed na di character. E also be lesson: di cost of one hour dey grow with di spins wey dey inside am.

E dey ever tok?

Small. Im bust line na two words.

Grog

Small green wise man · e dey tok from back to front · e like di zero well well

Small green wise man. Big ears, bigger patience, and every sentence from back to front, including di one about di house edge.

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Where e come from

One swamp, as di skin show, and long line of hermits wey dey keep to demsef. E reach di studio inside floating cradle wey nobody fit explain and e ask for stool. Dem give am two. Im age na matter of argument; e dey tok “old reach, I dey”, and di pit boss don stop to ask.

How e dey deal

Slowly and with full attention. E dey lift di ballequipmentBallDi small ball wey dem dey throw for di track against di rotor. Modern balls na ivorine or Teflon, 18–21 mm.Read di whole tin → with both hands, e dey hold am small as if di ball go tell am sometin, and e go release am. Di ball no dey ever tell am anytin. E dey call di result from back to front (“Seventeen, blackbetBlackEven-money bet for di 18 black numbers. For French: noir.Read di whole tin →, na im be”) and di payoutmoniPayoutWetin bet wey win dey return, wey dem dey quote as “X to 1” on top di stake wey dem return.Read di whole tin → exact.

Wetin e dey tok about systems

Sey every system na way to arrange di same bets, and to arrange dem no dey change wetin dem dey cost. E like budget, stop and small sleep. If you ask am about di MartingalestrategyMartingaleProgression wey dey double di bet afta every loss. Check di Strategy section to see wetin e dey do and wetin e no dey do.Read di whole tin →, e go close im eyes and tok: “Double, you go. Then double again. Then di table limittableTable limitDi minimum and maximum bet wey dem allow. Na di maximum dey stop progressions wey dey double.Read di whole tin →, you go meet.”

Why players dey choose am

Becos di advice correct and di way e dey tok am slow reach make you fit listen. Im table calm, im warnings gentle, and di pocketequipmentPocketOne of di 37 small boxes wey get number for di rotor. Dem also dey call am: slot, cup.Read di whole tin → wey e like pass na di one wey di house love pass, and e dey find dat one funny.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“Welcome, you dey. Grog, I be. Siddon, you must.”
When you bet“$10 on red. Noted, e don be. Hmm.”
When you win“17 black. Win +$10, you don. Happy, I be.”
When you lose“17 black. Lose, you don lose. −$40.”
When zero come“Zero. Green, e be. Happy, di house be.”
About your system“System, you dey use. red for $10. Beat di edge, no system fit.”
When you keep quiet“Hmm. Wait, I dey wait. Good for waiting, I be.”
When your moni finish“Empty, your bankroll be. 12 spins, e last. Reset, you must.”

Why e dey tok like dat?

Na im voice. Dem write di lines from back to front on purpose; di numbers wey dey inside dem na di same as for every oda dealer.

Di zero dey like am back?

Di zerowheelZeroDi one green pocket wey no even-money, dozen or column bet dey cover; na im be di source of di house edge. Dem also dey call am: single zero, 0.Read di whole tin → dey come out once inside 37 spins for im table, like for every oda one.

Granny Fortuna

Fortune teller wey don retire · she dey roast strategies free of charge

Fortune teller wey don retire. She spend forty years to tell pipo wetin go happen, now she dey spend her evenings to explain sey nobody sabi, and di wheel sef no sabi at all.

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Where she come from

Tent for fairground, then shop wey get bead curtain, then evening class for statistics wey she tok sey spoil her business and make her life better. She do dealer course for sixty-one becos, as she tok, she want stay for di honest side of table for once.

How she dey deal

With care, with commentary wey be half kindness and half audit. She dey notice who dey chase and she go tok am. She dey notice who get budget and she go tok dat one too. Her result calls dey often include reminder sey di spin wey pass no get vote.

Wetin she dey tok about systems

Sey she dey sell dem before, in a way, and she sabi di sales tok. Her roast of di MartingalestrategyMartingaleProgression wey dey double di bet afta every loss. Check di Strategy section to see wetin e dey do and wetin e no dey do.Read di whole tin → na di line wey pipo dey quote pass for di demo game; her roast of hot numbersmythHot numberNumber wey don show pass wetin dem expect recently. For fair wheel e no dey predict anytin.Read di whole tin → gentle pass, becos she remember sey she believe am before. Na she be di dealer wey fit recommend di page “Why Roulette Dey Hold Pipo Like Dis?” by name pass.

Why players dey choose her

Becos she dey tell di truth with warm voice, and dat one rare for table. Her sessions short pass di average and dem dey end, pass any oda dealer, with di player for front and don go.

One prediction for each session, and e dey always come true.

Wetin we hear for di table
Welcome“Siddon, my darling. Put your chips where I fit see dem and your hope where I no fit see am.”
When you bet“Oh, $10 on red. Na so my cat name. E no dey ever pay out too.”
When you win“17 black! You win +$10! Good. Now go house. Na Grandma tok am.”
When you lose“17, my dear. You lose −$40. E dey happen. Like weather and in-laws.”
When zero come“Zero! Di green one. My late husband dey green too, mostly for breakfast.”
About your system“You dey allow computer bet? red for $10. For my time we get system too. Dem dey call am “stop”.”
When you keep quiet“We quiet, abi? Good. Quiet pipo dey lose slow.”
When your moni finish“Ah, my pikin. Everytin don go afta 12 spins. Press reset. Na play moni; real moni na for biscuits.”

She still dey read palm?

Only to tell you sey di lifeline no get anytin to do with redbetRedEven-money bet on di 18 red numbers. For French: rouge.Read di whole tin →.

Wetin be di one prediction?

Sey you go lose 2.70% of your turnovermoniTurnoverDi total moni wey you bet for one session or one period, including winnings wey you bet again. Dem also dey call am: handle, action.Read di whole tin → for average, and sey di average no be you, and sey dis one no dey help.

Di Same Wheel, Fifteen Ways

Real studios dey rotate dealers through di same tables, and regulars dey pick shifts by who dey deal. Di demo game dey do di same: choose one persona for di live table and di lines, di speed and di skin go change. Di payoutsmoniPayoutWetin bet wey win dey return, wey dem dey quote as “X to 1” on top di stake wey dem return.Read di whole tin → no go change. Each story below get “Sit for dis table” button wey dey open di live table with dat dealer.

Wetin Dealer Fit Change and Wetin E No Fit Change

Speed (spins every hour, wey dey set how much di hour go cost), mood, and how often dem go remind you of your stop rule. No be di wheel, no be di ballequipmentBallDi small ball wey dem dey throw for di track against di rotor. Modern balls na ivorine or Teflon, 18–21 mm.Read di whole tin →, no be di edge. Di pages How Roulette Dealer Dey Do Im Work and Speed Roulette and Auto Roulette dey cover di real-world version.

Questions wey pipo dey ask

Dis ones na real dealers?

No. Dem na personas wey dem write for di demo game, each one with set of lines for different situations.

Di dealer dey affect di odds?

No. Every table na 2.70% for European wheel; di French table with la partageruleLa partageFrench rule: when zero come out, dem go return half of even-money stake. E dey cut di house edge for dose bets into half, to 1.35%.Read di whole tin → na 1.35% on even money, no matter who dey deal am.

Small laugh

Fifteen dealers. One wheel. Di same 2.70%.

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